If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy
Some Similar Quotes
  1. The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people. - G.k. Chesterton

  2. One must love God first, and only then can one love one's closest of kin and neighbors. We must not be idols to one another, for such is not the will of God. - Thaddeus Of Vitovnica

  3. Never look too far to find a family. Your neighbour is your closest family. - Lailah Gifty Akita

  4. Neighbours complaining about someone’s dog making an awful racket. You could hardly blame the poor beast, its owner had died in her bed at least a fortnight before and there hadn’t been much left of the old girl worth eating. - James Oswald

  5. During your struggle society is not a bunch of flowers, it is a bunch of cactus. - Amit Kalantri

More Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy
  1. The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.

  2. I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead

  3. We're all screwed up. And the way Christians mess things up is we act like we've got it going on. And if we would just stay in that place of, 'Hey, we're all screwed up and but for the grace of God, none of us...

  4. Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.

  5. My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.

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